We investigated the relationships between blubber content and a suite of condition indices in harp seals (Phoca groenlandica). Although blubber content was significantly correlated with xiphosternal blubber depth and “Condition index” they were insensitive indicators of condition. Blubber depth was most variable at a site ca. 60–70% down the length of the body and a more recent index incorporating length, mass and blubber depth devised for phocids was an improved indicator of blubbler mass. Blubber volume was calculated in three ways based on a geometric approximation of a cylinder and also via truncated cones. The cone method accounted for more variance than the other methods although it overestimated blubber mass. Surface area was ascertained using the girth measurements of serial cones and was significantly correlated with total body mass and total body water. We suggest that estimates of total body water generated from surface area could be used to calculate total fat mass and lean body mass