Benchmarks are an essential driver of progress in scientific disciplines. Ideal benchmarks mimic real-world tasks as closely as possible, where insufficient difficulty or applicability can stunt growth in the field. Benchmarks should also have sufficiently low computational overhead to promote accessibility and repeatability. The goal is then to win a "Turing test" of sorts by creating a surrogate model that is indistinguishable from the ground truth observation (at least within the dataset bounds that were explored), necessitating a large amount of data. In materials science and chemistry, industry-relevant optimization tasks are often hierarchical, noisy, multi-fidelity, multi-objective, high-dimensional, and non-linearly correlated while exhibiting mixed numerical and categorical variables subject to linear and non-linear constraints. To complicate matters, unexpected, failed simulation or experimental regions may be present in the search space. In this study, 173219 quasi-random hyperparameter combinations were generated across 23 hyperparameters and used to train CrabNet on the Matbench experimental band gap dataset. The results were logged to a free-tier shared MongoDB Atlas dataset. This study resulted in a regression dataset mapping hyperparameter combinations (including repeats) to MAE, RMSE, computational runtime, and model size for CrabNet model trained on the Matbench experimental band gap benchmark task1. This dataset is used to create a surrogate model as close as possible to running the actual simulations by incorporating heteroskedastic noise. Failure cases for bad hyperparameter combinations were excluded via careful construction of the hyperparameter search space, and so were not considered as was done in prior work. For the regression dataset, percentile ranks were computed within each of the groups of identical parameter sets to enable capturing heteroskedastic noise. This contrasts with a more traditional approach that imposes a-priori assumptions such as Gaussian noise, e.g., by providing a mean and standard deviation. A similar approach can be applied to other benchmark datasets to bridge the gap between optimization benchmarks with low computational overhead and realistically complex, real-world optimization scenarios.