The James Webb Space Telescope has discovered massive, morphologically mature galaxies at redshifts z > 10 that appear "too large" and "too evolved" for the standard ΛCDM timeline. This paper shows that there is no anomaly – only an incorrect assumption about geometry. In the 3U (Universally Uneven Universe) model, the angular diameter distance D_A peaks at z = 1.49 and then decreases at higher redshifts. Consequence: galaxies beyond z > 1.5 appear LARGER than expected. The JWST "impossibly large" galaxies are exactly what the spiral metric predicts. This is a falsifiable prediction. If future observations show the turnover not at z ≈ 1.5, the model is wrong.