Article link: https://arxiv.org/abs/2604.11361 ABSTRACT: Two-dimensional materials that exhibit optically active spin and valley degrees of freedom represent one of the most fascinating -- and potentially most technologically useful -- platforms for the ultrafast interaction of light and matter. Here we show, via the example of Cr2SO, that two dimensional altermagnets host valley states controllable by femtosecond laser light: linearly polarized light pulses excite charge at one of two inequivalent valleys, with which valley charge is excited at determined by the polarization vector direction. This underpins a rich spin and valley physics including: (i) valleytronics -- the generation of nearly 100% spin polarized valley currents, as well as (ii) a "ghost Hall" effect -- the ultrafast creation of states in which spin and charge currents are orthogonal without invoking Hall physics. Our findings establish 2d altermagents as a platform providing a new route for the control of spin- and charge currents at ultrafast times.