Wiesner's quantum money protocol was conceived around 1970, over a decade before Wootters and Zurek established the No-Cloning Theorem. Its security was argued operationally; No-Cloning later supplied the proof-theoretic foundation. This paper asks whether the Exceptional Jordan Algebra $\mathfrak{J}_3(\mathbb{O})$ (the Albert algebra) admits a non-associative No-Cloning theorem that is strictly stronger than the standard one, and what it implies for quantum money. The standard No-Cloning proof uses only linearity and the bilinear tensor structure; it does not use associativity, so a direct translation to $\mathfrak{J}_3(\mathbb{O})$ recovers only the standard result in new notation. The genuinely non-associative obstruction is of a different character: it concerns not the impossibility of a cloning map but the impossibility of a cloning target. We prove two theorems. Theorem 3.1 (NA No-Cloning --- Target Obstruction): the two-copy system of $\mathfrak{J}_3(\mathbb{O})$ does not exist as a Jordan algebra. Any Jordan algebra containing two commuting copies of $\mathfrak{J}_3(\mathbb{O})$ would be special (embeddable in an associative algebra), contradicting the exceptionality of $\mathfrak{J}_3(\mathbb{O})$ (Albert). There is no valid target into which an octonionic state can be cloned while remaining in the same algebraic category. Theorem 3.3 (NA No-Cloning --- Map Collapse): any Jordan algebra homomorphism $\Phi\colon \mathfrak{J}_3(\mathbb{O}) \to A_{sa}$ into the self-adjoint part of an associative algebra $A$ satisfies $\Phi([x, y, z]) = 0$ for all $x, y, z \in \mathfrak{J}_3(\mathbb{O})$. Since non-Fano associators span the 16-dimensional Peirce-$\tfrac{1}{2}$ subspace of $\mathfrak{J}_3(\mathbb{O})$, $\Phi$ collapses 16 of the 27 dimensions of $\mathfrak{J}_3(\mathbb{O})$. A dimension-collapsing map cannot clone. Together these theorems say: for octonionic quantum states, No-Cloning holds for a reason the standard theorem does not reach. The obstruction is structural, not just linear-algebraic. The Fano-Token protocol encodes a quantum banknote as a rank-1 projector in $\mathfrak{J}_3(\mathbb{O})$, the Furey projector $P_\ell$ stabilised by the $G_2$ automorphism group. As a Corollary 4.1 of Theorem 3.3 , any associative measurement operator $M$ applied to $P_\ell$ produces a defect equal to the associator $[P_\ell, M, P_\ell]$, with norm $2$ for non-Fano-compatible $M$. This converts Wiesner's passive defense into an active alarm: unauthorized measurement is detectable instantaneously, without token retrieval. The physical claim that this defect manifests as a measurable energy transition in the 731-QPU hardware is stated as Conjecture and kept separate from the algebraic results.