Special Relativity guarantees that spacelike-separated local operations commute at the level of observables — this is the standard no-signalling protection of causality. This paper constructs a sharper version of that guarantee and exposes its precise algebraic boundary. We first establish that unitary quantum channels are always associative in composition: matrix multiplication is associative, so the parenthesisation of $(U_C U_B) U_A$ vs $U_C (U_B U_A)$ is irrelevant, and no relativistic observer can detect a difference. The paradox arises only for non-unitary completely positive trace-preserving (CPTP) maps — quantum instruments that include a partial trace or measurement back-action — whose composition is provably non-associative: $(\mathcal{E}_C \circ \mathcal{E}_B) \circ \mathcal{E}_A \neq \mathcal{E}_C \circ (\mathcal{E}_B \circ \mathcal{E}_A)$ in general (demonstrated numerically with Frobenius distance 0.213). The Spacelike Associator Paradox places three such channels at spacelike separation. Because Special Relativity provides no absolute chronology for spacelike events, the parenthesisation of the composition is physically ambiguous — and the two resolutions yield measurably different final states. The standard quantum-mechanical resolution is no-signalling: the partial-trace ambiguity requires a classical side channel, which is luminal-bounded. The paradox sharpens this argument by revealing that what protects causality for CPTP maps is not operator commutativity (as for unitaries) but the finite speed of the classical feed-forward channel. Within the Adelic Simplicial Architecture (ASA), the octonion associator furnishes a finer causal classifier. The seven imaginary octonion units $e_0, \ldots, e_6$ are partitioned by the Fano plane $PG(2,2)$ into associative triples (Fano lines, $|\mathcal{A}(e_a, e_b, e_c)| = 0$, verified for all 7 lines) and non-associative triples (non-Fano, $|\mathcal{A}| = 2$, verified for all 28 triples). A measurement triple $(e_a, e_b, e_c)$ is causally transparent — immune to relativistic ordering ambiguity — if and only if it lies on a Fano line. For non-Fano triples, the $G_2$ vacuum is conjectured to invoke the Excluded Volume Principle: the outcome is heralded as indeterminate rather than committing to a false discrete value, with the associator penalty $|\mathcal{A}| = 2$ as the quantitative signature. The paper connects to Hardy's paradox (10.5281/zenodo.20058083) and the Fano Monogamy Paradox (10.5281/zenodo.20058092), showing that all three rest on the same geometric foundation: the Fano/non-Fano partition of octonion space classifying measurement triples by their causal and contextual properties simultaneously. Working paper in the Adelic Simplicial Architecture (ASA) series, Portfolio F (Quantum Foundations).