A 4-page proof that quantum measurement outcomes are strictly deterministic and local.The apparent randomness of the Born rule, wave-function collapse, and Bell non-locality arise solely from (i) replacing exact environmental conjugate phases with statistical ensembles and (ii) using fixed microscopic spacetime foliations that cut through pre-existing stable interfaces.Retaining the exact phases and allowing the privileged Cauchy surface to grow—according to a precise, local, diffeomorphism-invariant criterion—whenever a new globally coherent nomic restriction crystallizes eliminates all three artifacts.The Born rule becomes a theorem of classical Hamiltonian mechanics, non-locality paradoxes are resolved by local conjugate exchange on the new thick surface, and the origin of new lawful structure (chemistry → biology → planetary-scale coherence) follows deterministically.No new equations or ontology are added.