🐍 HERESY v1.0.0 — Ouroboros Build Simulator (C In Rust In C Edition) "Because who needs one build system when you can suffer through three, all at once?" 👹 Build System Heresy One-Liners "If your build system makes sense, you're doing it wrong." "Recursive cargo calls? That's not a bug, that's a feature." "Makefiles are for mortals. Ouroboros builds are for legends." "If CI passes but nobody understands how, you've achieved enlightenment." "I wrote a compiler that compiles a compiler that compiles my excuses." "Build so complex, even Stack Overflow asks you for help." "If it works on my machine, it's production-ready." "Why settle for dependency hell when you can have dependency recursion?" "The only thing more infinite than this build loop is my sense of irony." "Documentation is just a list of things you'll forget you did." 🚀 What's New Full C program now embedded as a string literal in Rust (src/main.rs). Rust will: Write the C source for a "generator" program, Compile it, Run it, That C generator then writes/compiles/links alpha.c, beta.c, runner.c at runtime, and finally builds & executes heresy_exe for maximum recursive build vibes. Recursion guard via HERESY_ONCE=1 — infinite loops are opt-in only. CI/CD included: Proves this abomination works under a sterile, corporate GitHub Actions pipeline. Zero dependencies (beyond Rust toolchain and GCC), zero mercy for code purists. 📦 How to Experience the Blasphemy git clone https://github.com/QSOLKCB/HERESY.git cd HERESY cargo run -q Watch Rust write, build, and run C, which writes, builds, and runs more C. See existential dread in your terminal. 🧙‍♂️ Why? To demonstrate that software heresy is not just a lifestyle, it's a reproducible artifact. To upset both Rust and C purists with equal efficiency. To ensure your CI pipeline is just as confused as your colleagues. ⚠️ Warnings This is a meme, not a framework. If you remove the recursion guard, you void the warranty on your soul and your CPU. Do not use as a template for "real" projects, unless your goal is to become an academic citation on what not to do. 🏆 Attribution Concept and spiritual guidance: Stack Overflow answer 79802354 Artisanal upgrades, memes, and further heresy: Trent Slade / QSOL-IMC 🦄 Next Steps Want even more recursion? Uncomment the forbidden cargo build in the C generator. Need a badge that says "CI Passed: Sanity Failed"? Open an issue. Enjoy the only build system that needs an exorcist. HERESY v1.0.0 — Now with 100% more existential recursion.