This article is a light-hearted exploration of the complexities in-volved in extending well-known physical equations into the 11-dimensionalframework proposed by M-theory. While this work touches upon se-rious scientific concepts, it should not be taken as a rigorous contri-bution to theoretical physics. Instead, it offers a humorous take onthe daunting task of working within higher-dimensional spaces. Anycorrectness found within is purely coincidental, much like a brokenclock being right twice a day. The structure is intentionally chaotic,reflecting the unpredictable nature of the ”Mutant Theory” presentedhere.