The most important varieties of 'flat foot' are described and are classified into the 'congenital' and the 'acquired' groups. A foot which on casual inspection appears to be 'flat' will on careful examination prove to be within the limits of normal in the majority of cases. The hasty labelling of a patient as 'flat-footed', whether child or adult, is severely condemned and is generally not justified. Both knowledge and skill are required in the diagnosis of a condition which is as important to the individual as wheels to a carriage and wings to a bird. General rules in the choice of footwear suitable for; children and adults in their various daily activities are laid down. Pedicure is strongly urged, so that the humble feet may enjoy the same degree of fragrance and pride of ownership as the hands. Let our motto be: 'Pale feet, pink-tipped, [loved beside sweet Shalimar' (with apologies).