Abstract This review discusses the processes by which Geobacter metallireducens may be responsible for wheat (Triticum aestivum L.) circles. Until now, studies have only identified the superfluid properties of radiogenic helium, not its impact on the behaviour of Geobacter species in the presence of underlying uranium, the source of 4-He flow with its incumbent uniquely charged “bubbles”. This review focuses on key metabolic features of the species that are responsible for both the resulting alignment of softened lignin and subtle magnetite nanoparticles that are strongly influenced by the presence of a magnetic field. In the case of wheat circles, the magnetic field bears the conformation of instantaneously collapsing multi-electron cavitations (bubbles) along rotating vortices that are a part of naturally occurring radiogenic helium (4-He) in groundwater and bedrock-related uranium sources. Therefore, the present review provides novel insights into possible relationships between Geobacter species and wheat circle formation in an interdisciplinary scientific presentation intended for agricultural and non-agricultural applications in evidence-based research. Key policy highlights: Experiments are needed to validate the role Geobacter species interference plays with pentose phosphate pathway in stressed plant ecology. The ecological significance of ammonium-driven Geobacter spp metabolites and methane production should be considered if crop circles are present in agricultural food sources. Human brain and nervous system may have higher magnetite crystals may be a result of exposure to wheat in regions of crop circle activity. Keywords: magnetite production, delignification, electron-filled cavitations, Geobacter metallireducens, Helium-4, crop circles