“The orange juice tastes a little funny this morning.” With these immortal words, the chief purchasing agent of my household was ready for a permanent, if not lethal boycott of one of the major name brands of frozen Florida orange juice concentrate. She had opened the can the same morning, and she was right — it did have a hint of “5-day old” taste. She was wrong, though, in her choice of the culprit. Paper published with permission.