Many online services assume that they each account will only be accessed by one person, ever. This is even enshrined in the terms and conditions for some. However, our identities are bound up with others in various ways, in both life and death, legally and socially. A basic classification system for multiple ownership of accounts is proposed, based on fictionalised accounts of real world problems encountered by the authors and their acquaintances. This record was migrated from the OpenDepot repository service in June, 2017 before shutting down.